The first year of uni is one I shall totaalllyy never ever forget.
(You guys should be aware this took me like...an hour to write, at like 2am, I wasn't sleepy at all, but that's not the point. I took precious time out of my amazingly busy and popular life to write this. Don't deny it, you all know it's true :) )
Slag knickers, late night noodles/hoops, SHUDDUP YEEEWW, accents, being too lazy to ever walk across that corridor, James' poor attempts at running away, my constant nudity, aloof Meg, "HELLO!", Marc with a c's great love of apple + his mac, that fucking wok, Taylor Swift and her inaccurate video, Black Tuesday and what I thought was Black Friday, lol Meg, stupid debates about shit we don't actually care about whilst waiting for laundry, Meg's bum and Hannah's boobs, the epic hooker status, Meg's umbrella, MiniBoroudjou MiniBriody and MiniBryce, Hannah's texting face, the Meg room, Italian love child ;), slag, abusing Meg's door, CARNAGE, Tom and Huma :|, Marc's impression of Huma, "What's swine flu?", my amazing music playing through Meg's wall :D, infact my constant playing of music, Bigfoot, Austin, Meg's lack of MiniBoroudjou, Mark's great love of food, stupid kitchen arguements, Forfield place, James' house being 'near' the church, dogma cocktails, spaghetti hoops, putting nakey men on Mark's door :D, Naked freshers week, 50p Strongbows, Kasbah garden, Meg's Megish oils, Hannah's pasta salad, ASPARAGUS, My shit 2am cakes :(, "In Italy we call this egg fried rice" "No, no you don't, it's risotto, she's Meg, she knows what risotto is.", Holey tights, Ireland, Hannah <3 Oscar Wilde, Any of Hannah's epic fb statuses, pussycore, "WHY MORGAN FREEMAN, WHY?" (or any other variation), JAI HOOOOOOOO and James' face after Slumdog Millionnaire, Meg's amazing purple hooker dress, Scene kid night, Meg wanting to wear the Minnie Mouse outfit, Hannah as a pirate :D, Guinness, Smug Meg, COVENTRY NEW LOOK, spending money on dresses that we blatantly need, Short Jewish men (need I say more?), Dan's amazing culinary skills, Sims 3, Hannah and mines combined Tomb Raider skill, "Hey baaaabbbbbeee", Mark's amazing impression on the "hey babe", freezer bags, YouthBNP and their thousands of countries :|, living with shit vegetarians, Dry your eyes mate, "David Cameron on youtube is just porn for you Sophie!", being awake till 4am everyday - always, Pie in a tin face, James' amazement at the dog with a scarf on, the button shop in Leamington, Meg's awfully shit timing, "Let me just brush my teeth", shhaaammmeee, lemon lucazade, spending our whole budget in costcutter, my fringe and love of hairspray and being flammable, that fire alarm where I came down at 4am and I'd worn an unnecessary belt, fire alarms in general being well gay, saying "well" and "proper" infront of things (you can thank me for that), the land of Sevenoaks (aka Narnia), Hannah's games that she was always on whenever she said she was revising, Hannah's complusion of locked door checking, Meg + Hannah's amazing wit, "Aramis sounds like an air freshner so Sophie can be that one.", EFFORT, Sarah :D, The Apprentice, Marc's love for Lorraine, a certain someone's pretentious twatty status' that were always a great topic for conversation, this is what a feminist looks like", Fit Chris, Chelle's love for older men, my ninja killing wasp skills, Marc <3 Dexter, Hannah's beautiful way of saying "Cya lay-aarrr", the epic ASOS box, Doing things to Meg whilst she sleeps ;), post being SO exciting...unless you're Meg and it's knickers or a phone charger, "Gee gee gee gee, baby baby baby.", The Meg and Alan dance <3
And of course, Foux Du Fafa :)
One for all and all for one, that is the Musketeer Code :)
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