Lyrical masterpiece: #1

"I am a ladies man,

Come be my lady, ehhhh"

- Flo Rida et al (2010)

Flo Rida, creating slightly catchy shittastic music with zero emotional capacity beyond 'we should hook-up', since that annoying song he made in 2007 with T-Pain (the guy from "I'm on a Boat"). I know right, he works with all the stars; T-Pain, Ke$ha, Timbaland, David Guetta, even The Saturdays *fans self due to fan-girl moment*.

To be honest, nothing any of us do will ever amount to the brilliance he's achieved in his life (I mentioned he worked with Ke$ha, right?), as now, he's so hot the club can't even handle him. I kind of wish that would happen to me so I could stop going to clubs, ya know, so I could stop hearing the Flo Rida songs they play all-the-fucking-time.

Apparently he doesn't even say 'ehhh', he says 'and', but if you listen to the song it sounds more like 'ehhh' and quite frankly, I don't think me questioning his lyrical capabilities would bother him that much, he's probably aware that Club Can't Handle Me isn't exactly Candle in the Wind.